The Classics! Leave your cursor over any picture for a description

I have no idea what this means. It's probably a NASCAR number, since this is a popular theme in NASCAR, apparently Anything. As in, anything you want to put here. Sort of a 'this space for rent' kind of thing. The unadultered template. Whoever first crafted this little beauty has both my eternal emnity and my ever-lasting gratitude. One of the true classics. The Ford/Chevy war has never been more alive! And, of course, the classic rival. Colorado University? Not entirely sure. Obviously some friendly sports team rivalry.

Dodge seemed to be the third most likely victim of these things, trailing Ford and Chevy I have no idea what this stands for, but it's colorful. Ex Spouses drink almost the same quantity of cartoon urine that major auto manufacturers do. Same as before, only with a cool little knife sticking out of Calvin's back! A skater decal. Put it on your skateboard next to your Dead Heads stickers! Calvin is a fireman.

A poorly drawn calvin puts out a fire. Here's Calvin yet again doing his civic duty The I.R.S. It was inevitable. Good costume, though. Because you dislike Martha Stewart THAT much... Dissing Internet Explorer! And it's ANIMATED! I'll admit, I almost enjoyed seeing this one. I can't quite make out what Calvin is peeing on, but I dig the Cowboy Hat.

Oklahoma, the most pissed on state in the union... I won't vote for a better energy policy, but by god I'll put a decal of Calvin Peeing on OPEC on my SUV! Oprah Winfrey. I guess the lesson here is that not everyone likes fat, black female talk show hosts. Osama is a recent addition to the pack, but is quickly beginning to rival more traditional pee stickers like Ford. Wonder why... Osama Bin Laden, wanted dead or peed on. Clavin pees on the Sierra Club at the bequest of some braindead off-roaders.

A little more general and less imaginative than 'Osama'. The PC version, perhaps? HA, YOU, the READER! Isn't that clever? Some dumbfuck was arrested in Florida for this one. Either freedom of expression was violated or persecution of retards was upheld Either this person doesn't like Zantac or somehow equates it to urine. Who knows?

New Additions: April 11, 2002. Dubious thanks to Nick White for the contribution (he found them, he didn't MAKE them, so don't shoot the messenger)

The computer world has finally entered into this massive pissing contest. We begin with the most worthy (to be pee'd on) AOL. Next in line we see IBM being drowned in a flood of human waste. And, of course, as Chevy is to Ford, so MAC is to IBM. Peeing on Windows 98. Is this under the delusion that Win2000 is better, or can the stickers not hope to keep pace with the technology? How many people are going to feel this strongly about Earthlink, one way or the other? The Denver Based football team. I think it would be funny to plaster these on cars in Denver after a losing game and watch the carnage. I'm debating whether to post every new calvin peeing sticker I find, or leave certain large realms like 'sports teams' with a few good examples and leave it at that... Winners don't express their ideals through peeing cartoon characters
Trust me, divorce was the only solution. I suppose it could mean the cereal. Mikey does NOT like golden showers. Where has your life lead to if Calvin is your idea of a 'don't tread on me' flag? And to think I was once reprimanded for listening to The Wall on campus... How many people with this sticker will actually PAY taxes? Or hold a steady job? Make and model not withstanding, your truck SUCKS ASS! I hate to rank them, but generally I appreciate stickers with pictures instead of just words more.

New Additions: September 30, 2002. I found another tribute site. This guy over at annoying.com has collected a similar archive which I have happily plundered.

Another hotbed of urine based expressions of rivalry is, of course, the armed services. And naturally the Navy wants in on some of that hot peein' action. The marines refuse to take it lying down. They're men. They stand to pee. Makes you damned proud to be urban and have nothing to do with cow dung or fucking your cousin. Two cultures unite in their hatred of Ford. No se. Curse those slippery slopes!!! Pocket PC has a DESKTOP THEME! Look at that. Is it any wonder our culture is seen as so dualistic (and tasteless)?