Idiots who proudly display their idiocy. Mouse over for detail.

Here's some fucknut who wants to remind us that he cares more about his car than his environment. Thanks for your contribution, retard. This oughtta up the ol' alimony payment by a few thousand a month.

Man, some people don't like anything. Except, well, bullshit stickers. This poor fuck is also a Tommy Hilfucker fan. I guess I had his taste pegged all wrong. Ask me how I manage to breed! My secret is beer and daterape!

This guy claims to be an 'off-roader.' Look at that vehicle. That's not an offroad vehicle!!! No mud, no scratches. Fucking retard hypocrit, I spit on you.

New Additions: September 30, 2002. I found another tribute site. This guy over at annoying.com has collected a similar archive which I have happily plundered.

What a weird, lanky calvin rip off, and antisocial, at that. No one seems to understand this. It's the americas, as near as I can tell. It stands to reason that your mouth would balloon up with pressurized pee... I really wish more fist fights would break out over these things. When Calvin does something productive, like extinguish a fire, it seems kind of counter to the whole point, to me. Imports are far from immune. Your Honda is not worthy. Envision : A bumper sticker which reads 'my other car is being peed on by Calvin.' This guy went the whole nine yards, what with the 'kiss your ass goodbye' and fancy lettering. Think they paint these on bombs? (Also, that's a helluva lot of pee!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, the most laid back old lecher in the world probably owns this vehicle. I admire him for his complete lack of convention.

This silly sod apparently had to hunt around for just the right sticker. Go and appreciate his phat truck skills.

Weezy contributed the strange cowboy hat wearing Calvin (not intentionally). All his picture links seem down right now, but you can still enjoy his contribution to the net community

Why would you even do this? I mean, does working under the hood all day kill massive amounts of brain cells or something? Another car ruined by bootlegged Calvins.

Not a single person, but a group, these are the great blithering retards that are responsible for the Sierra Club stickers. They also proudly display 'public land for public use', never comprehending that I, as the public, don't want my public land ruined by lazy morons who aren't willing to USE THEIR FUCKING FEET. Funny how ball-less dickheads in pristine SUV's can get pissed at people who get out and appreciate and interact with and work to protect those public lands. It's no surprise that a peeing Calvin leads the charge of this Halfwit Brigade.