Variation on the Theme. Mouse over for detail.

When they aren't worth peeing on... Okay, that's almost funny He's too damned hip to urinate on anything. Admit it, if you had to choose between Calvin peeing on things and Calvin praying piously, it's pee all the way, man. It just isn't like Calvin to PRAY to anything except snow demons...

Now this I could approve of. It's still a bad pun, but hey... Probably a tribute to the racing scene, again. Much more benign than most others. Mazda launches a pre-emptive strike! A fake! A black haired though obvious Calvin pees on BOTH of the big two! This otherwise traditional Ford attack was just so poorly done that I had to put it in the fakers section

This thing was CALLED Calvin, even though it most obviously isn't.

New Additions: September 30, 2002. I found another tribute site. This guy over at annoying.com has collected a similar archive which I have happily plundered. I noticed he had similar themes.

Calvin hates the WHITE MAN. This crude, lurching thing honestly scares me. He just pees in general, he doesn't need any lousy 'cause'. This one is kind of weird. I mean, what's the point, exactly? I guess in the world of peeing Calvins, nose picking is what's known as 'subtle disdain'. Ya think there's one of Calvin peeing on a cross? Another non-calvin manages to express a marginally positive aspect to his message. There were a lot of these, actually. I figured these two were enough, especially since racing was the only one with a different graphic.