Episode Two, eh? Everyone said it'd make up for Episode One. The wise were skeptical, however. When I finally saw it, I thought long and hard about how to review it. In fact, so difficult was it to give this film the tribute it deserved that it sat as a broken link on my website for over two months before, finally, I was struck by inspiration. In about two hours I had completed a comic representation of the piece and uploaded it to my website, which means that I put about ten minutes more effort into my version of Episode Two than Lucas did his.

And so, without further delay, here is Episode Two, beautifully summarized. I dedicate this work to my friend Ken Myers whom, I suspect, will probably consider me a complete dick for writing this. (Ken wants me to make it clear that the reasons I believe he'd think I was a complete dick would be in regards to how I always insult every movie that comes out, not because he like Episode Two. At all. Because he didn't. He HATED it! In fact, he told me he personally wants to grab Lucas by his big raggedy hair and smack his head against some dirty asphault for about ten minutes. Swear!)

(I'd also like to point out that panel three is taken almost verbatim from the movie.)